UNDERGROUND BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN IDAHO — After the stunning
conclusion of the presidential election on Tuesday, doomsday prepper
Eric Hicks has a surplus of ammunition and no apocalypse to shoot at,
sources confirmed.
On Wednesday, Hicks disappointingly awoke to an America not being
overrun with transgender communists, goose-stepping femnazis, or
invading UN troops dressed in pantsuits. From a coffee table constructed
of 7.62×51 NATO ammo crates, Hicks openly pondered what he was supposed
to do now.
“I thought we’d be under that Sharia law already,” he said. “I spent
election night wrapping a baseball bat with barbed wire for goodness
sake.”
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